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As many of you may know, our beloved sister hostess SHARON DONOVAN, tragically passed away on 11th April 2012. We who knew her, loved her, and were inspired by her courage and determination to face head on whatever life threw at her. When she could no longer see to paint she turned to writing and showed her amazing talent in the Inspirational Romance and Romantic Suspense genres, and her story 'Charade Of Hearts' was awarded the coveted Predators and Editors Award in January 2011.

This Blog was a source of great delight to her, she was one of the founder hostesses and she contributed to the fun and silliness in her own original way, and was kind enough to let her unique creation, the hunky butler 'Oliver' join us for our Friday romp and prepare 'virtual breakfast' for the guests on the following morning. It's beyond hard to have to go on without her, but we know that she would have been the first to insist that 'the show must go on.' She is, and will always be with us in spirit.
Sharon, dear friend, we will never forget you.
The Author Roast and Toast is part of the legacy you left us. Let's raise a Toast to you as well as all our guests.
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Friday, January 28, 2011

Linda Nightingale's Hot Spanish Nights



Lyn and Sharon are ready for the fiesta planned here at the famous Spanish Xeres Mansion, for after the bullfight. The hot Matador's, Picadors, and Banderilleros, join the Rejoneadors as they strut around in their sexy costumes.The Rejoneador owns his own horses. Usually a string of six or more, intricately trained to respond to his every movement, they learn to avoid the bulls horns and aid their riders. More than once Sharon has pulled Lyn off of some handsome devil she's spied. But,  party time approaches and they are concerned. Mary was assigned to pick the lovely Bianca Swan up.

Despite their telling her to hire a car she insisted on picking Bianca up herself, in a grand Spanish Volante carriage pulled by two Andalusians. Bianca's favorite horse because of it's sleek coat, long mane and flowing tail. She owns her own stallion and rides frequently herself, she has won many classes in dressage, hunting, jumping, Western, you name it, she is an avid horsewoman. But, maybe using Mary to pick her up was a mistake.


"Where are they?" Sharon paces and adjusts her cocktail dress which tends to ride up her grande derriere.

She looks great in blue. Lyn has opted for an Emerald green number, her favorite!
"Oh you worry too much, what could happen?"


"It can't be more then half a mile from where Bianca is staying at Damian's home. Damian and Erica are both here. But no Bianca and Mary. I'm getting woried ."

Lyn tries to cover her feet with the long, flowing, dress, she is wearing, but, those darn hooves just still stick out.


"Lyn, this is Mary we are talking about. Remember when we had her pick up that young author who wrote about the spaceship that picked up a girl and she fell in love with a ... Never mind,  you know she scared the poor young woman to death when she arranged to have the Alien impersonators kidnap her for the roast. Then the time she put the note on my back, 'Yell if you got happy last night', people were yelling at me all darn day! Well all we can do is hope for the best. Oh, my, God, look at what she's done this time!"

Sharon's face turns beet red and she gestures to Oliver as he shakes his head. Mary and Bianca are singing at the top of their lungs. "La kookoo ratcha, la kookoo ratcha," Mary belts out. Bianca sings along.

"Why are they tipsy? Mary doesn't drink?" Sharon looks at Oliver. "I told you so, she's crazy!"




Oliver chuckles and with one on each arm, guides the two tipsy women to the fresh coffee he's just brewed, then goes off to show Damian, who  arrived fresh from the horse fair, where to change into his tux.

Not too much later he returns with Mary and Bianca  "I thought it was fruit juice, turns out they were Margarita's, who knew?"


"Mary pull up your top your balloon boobs are falling out." Sharon quips then cracks up as Mary pushess the offending appendages back into her long, maroon evening dress and looks at Lyn cross eyed.

"Come girls." Bianca grabs them and pulls them with her. "Let's introduce you to Damian and Erica." Damian gracefully takes each of their hands into his and kisses it gently, his warm lips inviting. Lyn passes out and Oliver picks her up before she hits the floor in a swoon.

Dressed in a tux and looking his best, Damian then takes Erica's palm and kisses it, his breath raises goose bumps on her and and she smiles. Shyly she lowers her lush lashes and lifts her gaze to his. Her lovely ethnic dress is unbelievably sexy on her. Electricity seems to fill the air.




The tables are piled high with wonderful authentic ethnic foods. From Paella of all kinds, Gazpacho, Hake, Butifarra, Calamares, stews of many types, and Chuletillas, along with saugsages, cheeses, Migas the air is filled with wonderful smells. The desert tables hold flan, rice pudding, Churro, Pionono, and Tejas sit ready to cater to the sweet tooth of guests.


The beverage table is filled with Sangria, Oruho, Kalimotxo, beer, Aguardiente and juices. Margaritas flow as the waiters make dozens.


Sharon looks around and realizes it's time to start the roast.

She grabs Mary and Lyn and the sister hostess's hug before Sharon announces.

"Welcome, welcome, my friends. To Bianca Swan's party. We are the Author Roast and Toast hostesses and we are here to celebrate the release of Bianca's new romance, 'Hot Spanish Nights'. We hope you all have a a wonderful night right here with us! Please pick up your signed copies at the book table. And Party On everyone!" Cheers and cat calls fill the room as Damian and Erica take to the dance floor. Mary, Lyn and Sharon have done it again.


"Have a great time and please comment!" Mary, Lyn and Sharon smile as Bianca begins to sign the dozens of books that people are buying.

Sharon shakes herself and realizes that the room is filled with happy guests."Come on girls it's time." She hugs her sister hostesses and they hug her back. "Ready." Nods and smiles follow.

"Everyone, attention please! Welcome to Bianca Swan's roast for her wonderful new release, 'Hot Spanish Nights', and we all hope you have a fantastic night right here! Please pick up your signed books and have your own hot Spanish night!


WARNING - ADULT CONTENT

HOT SUMMER NIGHTS
Southern vixen Erica DeLongpre journeys to Spain to find the horse of her dreams, never expecting to find a man capable of stirring her sexual awareness. Damián Xérès, a renowned bullfighter is deliciously skilled on a horse—and in bed. But a woman from Damian's past rattles Erica's confidence and threatens the very essence of her trip. With Lucia waiting for the slightest chink in her armor, Erica can't help wonder what lies ahead in those Hot Spanish Nights.
A handsome bullfighter no woman could resist,
Courage, danger and lust in the Hot Spanish Nights.


Excerpt;

Erica DeLongpre was living her fantasy.At last, she was in Spain, in Andalusia. 

And in lust.


She and tall, dark and handsome Damián Xérès rode the magnificent gray stallion bareback. This enticing man smelled of horses and leather, and he was all man, from the top of his head to the tips of his shiny riding boots—an enchanting journey of about six feet-two-inches. The horse’s silvery mane whipped in the breeze. Flowers spilled their scent into the morning. The sun on the white sand of the riding arena was blinding, like a dream.

She closed her eyes, pictured the man behind her. His brilliant white shirt, open at the neck, showed a sprinkling of dark hair on his chest. She leaned back pretending the strong arm lightly circling her waist hugged her tight against that muscled chest. As she rocked with the cadence of the horse’s canter, she imagined Damián’s shaft against her butt. When she visualized how his erection would look in the tight riding breeches, a pleasant shiver glided over her.
Mustn’t let my imagination run away like this.

“Sit deep,” he said, and her fantasy became a reality as he slid closer.
His long legs molded to hers, stroked ever so slightly to the three-beat thud of hooves. Sweat broke on her brow. Her heart pounded in her ears, reverberating in her core. She should inch away from the hard pressure, but he felt too damned good. Images of turning around and doing him on the horse scrolled through her mind. She lost the rhythm of the stallion’s smooth gait and slid to the side.

Damián’s arm closed around her waist, steadying her. “We must work on your seat, Erica. You look beautiful on a horse, but you must become one with him.”

Thinking of becoming one with him—the man not the horse—caused the problem.



Bianca lives in Texas with her baby grand piano and is very fond of her snazzy little convertible.  She still believes in the power of love—and the power of lust—and enjoys delving into the soul of both the L-Words, bringing to life hot men and the hot women who love them.

Bianca  dressed as Phantom Of The Opera, riding Bonito

Hot Spanish Nights
Bianca Swan

Available from The Wild Rose Press, The Wilder Roses
Hot Spanish Nights

92 comments:

  1. Good Morning Bianca, Erica and Damian.

    Welcome to your celebration of 'Hot Spanish Nights'. What beautiful horses, Bonito looks lovely.

    (My mare, T'pau, batts her eyelashes and says ;hello;)

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  2. Hello and welcome to your roast with us, Linda! WOW, Hot Spanish Nights is a MUST onn my TBR list! I need a fanning off after that teaser--Oliver, an icy margarita please!

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  3. Thank you ladies for the wonderful party. I'm having a great time. Oh Oliver, may I please have a Cosmopolitan!

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  4. The hostesses rush up and hug Bianca.

    You look lovely Bianca, please come to the bead of the table and Oliver will serve you with whatever you desire!

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  5. Bianca, Hola, Que Pasa? Sa va bien?
    Pretty good huh, to remember that tid pit from high school! Many moons ago.
    I'm sorry I got you tipsy. HeHe...not!
    Damian and Bianca are the perfect couple!

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  6. Hey Bianca, sorry about the fruit juice, who knew?????
    What better way to start a party, with a head start. So, don't we look fab today?
    Hey, who pinched my butt???

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  7. Buenas tardes Mary dear. So glad you managed to sober up *grin*

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  8. Bianca, no driving horses when tipsy! LOL What fun we will have today. Tell us about yourself!

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  9. Hi Sharon -- almost didn't see you there behind Mary's chest. That shade if blue really suits you!

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  10. Hi Sharon -- almost didn't see you there behind Mary's chest. That shade if blue really suits you!

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  11. You all look absolutely splendid. Did Oliver pinch someone? If so, I'd like to get in line!

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  12. Sharon - tell you about me. I'm a writer, a single mom of a piano and a Z3. :-)

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  13. Sisters and Bianca, group hug and group pinch by Oliver!

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  14. Wasting away in Margaritaville!
    Hey, I saw Hemingway's house in Key West on the cruise. I could write in that place with no problem. Loved the six toed kitties!
    I'm gonna party today, Oliver! I'll have a Chocolate Margarita! What the hey. I got no one to yell at me, well unless I embarrass us I'm safe.

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  15. Lyn nearly swoons again, overcome by a surfgeit of male hunkiness!

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  16. Lyn would swoon over any sexy Spaniard. Oh, well, they don't call her easy pesy for nothing!
    BRAHAHAHA!
    I love to tease her too!

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  17. Hi, ladies. Long time no visit. I'll do better in the future. *Crosses heart.* Promise. Now please pour me a margarita, Oliver.

    I can't decide whose dress I like best. You all look gorgeous. Bianca I love the picture of you dressed as the Phantom of the Opera on a horse.

    Congrats on the books. Sounds spicy.

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  18. Hi Ladies, Bianca... gee, you look so familiar! LOL

    Hey Oliver, wanna go ride a horse with me? Before I start drinking?

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  19. Hi Emma Lai, great tp see you! It has been a while, hasn't it! Hope you and the young Prince are well.

    Catherine, always lovely to see you. Welcome to Bianca's celebration. Those Andalusian horses are beautiful aren't they!

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  20. Catherine, I'm going to ask Damian to ride for us. He is very talented on horseback (giggle)

    Oops better slow down on the martinis!

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  21. Sharon snaps her castannettes and Oliver comes running with an icy pitcher of margaritas to cool down the ladies. Emma Lei and Catherine, we've missed y'all around here.

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  22. Sharon, I hope you enjoy HSN. Having met Damian and Erica, they story should have more "feeling".

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  23. Emma, welcome to the party. I'm trying to keep Bianca from asking Olive to sit on her lap!!

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  24. Ooh Bianca, I absolutely can't wait to see Damian ride. I'm sure he could teach me a few things about equitation (and other things, giggle!)

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  25. Oops, Bianca, we're both giggling like schoolgirls - can't imagine why!

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  26. WOW Mary, you saw Hemingway's house in The Keys -- I'm so jealous, the things I missed on the cruise that wasn't. Six toed kitties are cool. Lyn, tell me our Mary didn't wear that t-shirt on the cruise, telling all those drunken mates at Key West that she's easy. Oh, she heard a rumor that the Duke was passing through, say no more.

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  27. Bianca, you know it's true what they say about a title. Just the sizzling sound of HOT SPANISH NIGHTS has me hooked.

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  28. The Duke!!!! He's here? Yippie!
    The Duke can ride. Thank goodness he's young again. Hey, was that Jessie James. Watch out everyone Lyn will plow through you to get to him!
    Those huge feet were made for walkin'!
    I think I look hot in my new dress and my boobs make the outfit don't you think?
    Welcome everyone. Watch out I heard that Tarzan was swinging on the chandeliers! Sharon don't do it!!!! And please don't take Bianca with you! She has no clue!

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  29. Damian wanted me to tell you Mary that your boobs do make your dress. Ahem, I mean that you look very voluptuous in your lovely gown.

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  30. Thank you very much!
    Now Sharon, don't worry any more than a handful is wasted they say.
    Ouch, I was only kidding. No need to bop me on the head. Just trying to be helpful. (HeHeHe)

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  31. Hey, hands off the Duke Lyn, you can't have them all you know. You wouldn't share would you?

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  32. Bianca, don't be alarmed if Lyn gets up on a table and starts dancing later. She is a bit of an exhibitionist, but dang can she make those barges she has for feet rock! Suppose it helps to keep her balance when she's snockered.

    "Aye, yi,yi yi!" Mary belts out. "Con ta do yer oh!" The conga line is forming and the party starts to blaze!!!

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  33. Hey Mary, cruising becomes you. I love your picture in red. Careful, all that red may excite Binca's horse. What a great blog. The pictures are gorgeous, the food delicious and Bianca's expert so enticing to read that hot story.

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  34. I hadn't thought of that Mona!
    I'd better stay behind Sharon so her butt can hide me!
    We all look good don't we though!
    Oh, Dukey baby, let's dance!!!

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  35. Damian, Erica, we should have gone on that cruise with Mary and Mona! I think it's time for you two to dance again! We want to watch Damian move that fine...ahem.

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  36. I shoulda dragged you there Bianca!
    I am such a cocooner, and I would go again in a second. I just think that the FRW group is the best chapter in the USA, they are all so great. That's what made it extra special. Did you see me and Mona hugging. I love that picture. Are we all friended on facebook??
    Damian and Erica woulda loved it. Very romantic for couples on the balcony...

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  37. Hi Mona - Lyn waves madly! Saw your picture with our Mary, you all looked to be having such a great time!

    yes, that cruise sounds fantastic doesn't it, Bianca! I'd love to go myself - only snag, we wouldn't be able to take the horses!

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  38. What a great party! You girls are a hoot.

    I've read Hot Spanish Nights. Whoo-ee!!

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  39. Sounds very hot and sexy! I love the vivid imagery in the excerpt. So...is Damian available to give the rest of us riding lessons? :)

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  40. Everyone should have at least one HOT SPANISH NIGHT huh?
    "La kooka ratcha, la, kooka ratcha, let's get them while they're hot."
    Don't mind my singing, it's the karaoke that made me do it. As for the words to the song, I haven't a clue.
    I do know that what happened in Mexico stays there! But we have the pictures.
    Cathy Maxwell if you're out there, you are a hoot!!!

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  41. Hi Barbara and Allison

    So glad you could both join the party. Wow, that Damian is quite something on a horse isn't he! What a stud - and the horse ain't bad either! :)

    Uh-oh, I think I'd better go and take odear Mary, she's running out of control again!

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  42. Help me Lyn, I'm caught up with a difficult choice. The Duke or Tarzan?

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  43. Hello Mona, Barbara And Allison, the margaritas are flowing like water in these hot Spanish Nights, whoooo daddy!

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  44. Hi ladies! Bianca Hot Spanish Nights sounds fabulous, congratulations! Yes Oliver darling, I would love a Margarita ... or three!

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  45. Hi Rachel

    Welcome to Bianca's party. We seem to have plenty of lovely hunky men here.

    Oliver will be right with you!

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  46. Ladies, you all look stunning, and Linda is a knock out.

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  47. Hi Beth,

    Thanks so much, you're looking pretty good yourself, so pleased you could join Linda (Bianca's) party. Her books sounds amazing, doesn't it!

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  48. this looks like a great read!! Mary, you look ravishing in red :)

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  49. Hi Traci - welcome to Bianca's sizzling roast!

    Do have some refreshments - and a margarita.

    Yes, our Mary does look rather good in that dress doesn't she!

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  50. Allison, Damian said yes to the riding lessons, but now Erica is giving him the evil eye.

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  51. Traci and Beth! So glad you could join in the fun. Can I ask Oliver to sit in my lap yet? another giggle

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  52. Bianca,do have another marguerita! *hic*

    As for having Oiver sit on your lap, perhaps if you send a request to sharon, in triplicate - (grin) as his boss she always has the last word! :)

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  53. Sisters, sober up.hic...The James Gang is tearin' over the border. Dibs on Jessie, whew what a hottie. Mary, put your top back on and stop tryinh to lore 'em in with your fake hooters. Real men like the real thing. No, Lyn sweetie, I do not know whether or not the brothers have a foot fetish, what do I look like

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  54. You didn't see your picture? I do not have fake hooters, here feel they're real! Ouch Bianca you devil you. That hurt. Being toasted is no excuse, could it be you are jealous of my hooters? Most women are you know. It's called boob envy. Very upsetting for me because I didn't make them, they came with the body honest. I'm hot aren't I? (Wish I had that body though, boobs and all).
    Damian why do men like big hooters, eh?

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  55. Hi Rachel, Traci and Beth. Oliver, more margaritas, and oh, what the heck, Bianca, go on and sit on Oliver's lap. After all, it's a Friday night.

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  56. Sharon, you look absolutely beautiful as always (especially from the front, the rear view is a little daunting, but let's say you won't hurt herself if you fall down,there's plenty of padding on your pretty posterior.

    Mary dear, be careful,

    You certainly look gorgeous in that dress and you are hot - but don't go too near the pool, remember that time when you lost one of your -er- enhancements and a little spaniel jumped in and thought it was a floating toy?

    Ah my feet - yes indeed I think Jesse may have a foot fettish, he does love pulling off my boots and caressing my little feet. He can't understand why I have to wear such large footwear, when my feet are actually so tiny!

    Jeseeee- I'm a-coming!
    Lyn leaps onto the nearest Andalusian and heads for the hills.

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  57. Don't tell her, but Lyn is deluded about her feet. They are gargantuan.
    If they were any bigger she'd get oars with her shoes. They are so big, so big she can walk on water, swear to God!
    As I always say, denial ain't just a river in Egypt. Poor thing, it's a curse for her. If she wasn't so cute, ya know? Is there pixie in ya Lyn?
    Now the thing about it is they really don't believe that my lovely hooters are real. Jealousy is not very pretty thing. But, I bear it all with a smile. Sigh, life is tough...

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  58. Me delusional - why is it I have to buy the smallest shoes in the shop if my feet are so huge? Huh? Huh?
    (Honestly if she wasn't such a sweetheart I could smack her on the nose sometimes!)

    And -um- real hooters don't get detached and float around in swimming pools! Oh, sorry, I imagined that, 'course they're real, sweetie, course they are!

    Lyn reaches down to give her sister hostess a hug before galloping back into the hills.

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  59. What a party! Oliver and Damien in the same place, be still my heart!

    Ladies I love the gowns, and the men I prefer without!

    You just warmed my night!

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  60. A short while later Lyn and Jessie arrive in a cloud of dust.

    Lyn leaps of her horse and Jesse tips his Stetson at Mary M.

    Welcome to Bianca's party,Mary. Oh you're so right - Oliver AND Damian - as I said earlier, a sensory overload of pleasure, but who cares about over indulgence at a party! Thanks you for the kind compliment, you'e looking lovely too. You're so right, men do look much better without gowns! LOL!

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  61. But not naked, just cover the offending appendage. Well until it looks better anyways.
    Ahem! Women are naturally more attractive naked, we can't help it. But, take off that shirt Damian!!!!
    OH my, is this fruit punch or what?
    And my dear Lyn I don't know what a size 14 is in your country. But here, your bigfoot.
    And I just threw a balloon that was flesh colored in the water. You were so easy to fool. After all the mead you sucked up.
    Mary hugs Lyn and pats her hand. Poor thing. There's no help for it. The doctors say she sees small feet because she really wants to have them. The mind is a powerful thing!

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  62. Yes sweetie, balloons! Sharon and I knew all along. You can actually get very good 'falsies' these days you know, and they're not all that exensive! :)

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  63. And dear friend the shoes come in all sizes these days you know?
    Big hug for Lyn.
    But get your hands off of Jessie, I told you it was your turn with the Duke this week!
    Got another excerpt that won't have us banned Bianca? Let 'er rip!

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  64. Drt it all Mary, we'll have to write these things down; I could've sworn you'd said you wanted the Duke this week!

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  65. Lyn, is it true about your feet? I have a confession -- a size 9 confession--to make. Don't be in denial, my friend. And Mary don't feel embarrassed if you paid for your hooters. A friend of mine spent $10,000 to look that good.

    Sharon, THANKS!! If you're looking for me, I'll be sitting in Oliver's lap

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  66. Oh, and girls, don't fight over the Duke. I've invited some more enticing fellows. A classical pianist named Morgan D'Arcy, an Oxford professor (and the most powerful vampire in the world) named Lucien St. Albans and Damian's brother Augustin. Damian doesn't know. It's a surprise

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  67. Oh my goodness. As in suck on my neck? Fan me Lyn, Sharon, I'm gonna have the vapors!

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  68. My hooters are real ask any man here. I mean ask them to test me. HeHe

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  69. Leave the Duke to Lyn this week. Sharon seems to have taken off with Jessie. Who should I pick up, I mean talk to?????
    Need an evening date, any offers??
    Hmmmmm......

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  70. Not only does Hot Spanish Nights as a title grab me, but the excerpt is great.
    As for the roast, ya gals are so fun.
    TTYS
    Ciao!

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  71. Catherine, I'd like to send you a fridge magnet, cover flat and pen. Would you send your address to BiancaSwan20@yahoo.com.

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  72. Demi, welcome to the Xeres mansion. Oliver is on hand and a host of servants are on hand to make you happy.

    Mary, we are just fooling about the hooters. Damian assures me they are real. Erica is dancing with Oliver

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  73. Hi Ladies and Oliver,
    Great Roast. Bianca, on horseback you look particularly stunning in your Phantom of the Opera outfit. I already have a copy of Hot Spanish Nights, and am really looking forward to reading it.

    Regards

    Margaret

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  74. Wow, what a party, what a hot, hot Spanish night!

    Lyn eubs the sleep from her eyes and gazes around. Some of the guests are in the lavish guest rooms, and some have just gone to sleep where they sit!

    Hi Sandra, hi Demi, I hope Oliver made sure you had plenty of refreshments. And there were plenty of male escorts around to keep you company! (I mean 'escorts' in the old fashioned way of course, nothing 'naughty'! *grin*)

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  75. Linda - to answer your question (come close so I can whisper, I don't want to upset dear Sharon and Mary, they get so jealous of my little feet and make me wear these huge shoes) I'm actually size 3 1/2 (I think that's size 6 US size)so they're pretty much in proportion with my 5' height.

    Thank you for being such a great guest and making the Roast such fun, and for bringing along the gorgeous horses (especially Bonito) not to mention the gorgeous men - and it was great having Erica along too!

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  76. Sharon saunters into the cantina where the HOT SPANISH NIGHTS continue. Everybody happy, drinking margaritas and singing to the clicking of castanet’s. Oliver plays his flamenco guitar as the ladies swoon. Bianca is being fanned and fed bon bons by hot Latin men with big…smiles…and oh, somebody spank me…use your imagination… GRIN
    Oh, baby let the good times roll. A hottie with a fetish for shall we say rounder posteriors takes the lovely seniorita Sharon for a little spin around the dance floor while a distinguished older senor with thick bifocals and bad breath politely begs to suck on Lyn’s big toe. But when the crowd gets ugly, all stop to stare…OOPS…the HOT SPANISH KNIGHTS have liberated Senora Ricksen’s hooters and are playing a game of touch elfootball…

    Just another Roast and Toast. Bianca, thanks loads for bringing HOT SPANISH NIGHTS for us to promote. You were a delight to toast. Best of luck with sales although I’m pretty you don’t need any with all that spice. Bianca will be my guest this Wednesday February 2nd on the DEAR OLIVER Show. Hope you can come over to eavesdrop on her pet peeve.
    http://sharondonovan.blogspot.com

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  77. oops...I meant to say pretty sure although Bianca is certainly a pretty senorita...grin

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  78. Hello Ladies,

    Sorry I'm so late, but I didn't get the post about the party until this morning. *sigh*

    Bianca...a roast here is the perfect way to celebrate, don't you think?

    Ladies, you all look lovely, and Oliver and Damian are simply too dashing in their tuxedoes.

    XOXO

    Debra

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  79. Bianca...sorry I'm so late to the party, but I had to stop in for a quick hello! Enjoyed your book video. Goodness, some of the pics are...really...uh... Wow!! Need I say more? lol

    Hello Ladies, Oliver and Damian, too. You know how to celebrate.

    I wish you the best, Bianca!

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  80. Hi Debra and Karen - so lovely to see you both at Bianca's party!

    Yes, that video is pretty hot isn't it, Karen (fans self)

    As for Oliver and Damian, Debra, I fear we ladiues have had more eye candy than is really good for us! :)

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  81. Mary stumbles in and grabs the nearest chair. Oh my head! I don't understand it all I drank was fruit punch of some kind. Whew, what a headache!
    Hot Spanish Nights sure are a lot of fun aren't they?

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  82. Ladies and Oliver, you really know how to throw a great party! Even Lyn's mare gets into the act. Linda, best of luck with sales.

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  83. Hello Mary, sweet sister, you really shouldn't get your fruit punch mixed up with your margaritas, LOL! Here I think Oliver's been brewing black cofffe, get that down you and you'll feel better. (So they say - neveer had a hangover myself! ;) )

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  84. Hi Caroline. How lovely to see you, it's great when the party juyst keeps on going! Yes, T'pau heard about Bonito and I couldn't hold her back! :)


    Doesn't Linda's book sound scintillating!

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  85. Hi Demi! You write some pretty hot stuff yourself and I love it!!
    And hello to everyone else too!
    I had to fight the guys off, they all wanted to see if my hooters were real. Then when they found out they were they wouldn't stop. Oh well, anything to help Bianca.
    The things I have to do for the AR&T, sigh, I am such a good soul eh?
    Thanks everyone for coming to the roast this weekend. Wasn't it a blast!

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  86. Oh, everyone keep this to yourself promise?
    I know you have all noticed how huge Lyn's feet are. But you must understand that when she looks down, she sees small feet. It's the rest of us who know the truth. Don't push it though she is rather sensitive about it for some reason. I don't understand, because they are good for balance and she can walk on water too! Oh Lyn, admit it. We can see in your picture, bigfoot!

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  87. Kyn waves - hi Demi! Sorry I missed you just now. So glad you're enjoying the roast, everyone has been great, joining in and helping to make Bianca's party such a blast!

    ^Sigh* y'know, one onf these days I'm gonna have to kick off these huge shoes my dear hostess-sisters insist on making me wear every week, and then you'll see how small my feet really are! Hones, they don't call me 'twinkletoes' for nothing! LOL

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  88. The horses are gorgeous - and Damian isn't too shabby either.

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  89. Hi Patsy - lovely to see you at Bianca's party! Can't argue with you about the horses or Damian! :)

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  90. P.L., Damian winked at you. He loved remark about the horses and Lyn's remark about the stud. He's still grinning!

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  91. Ladies, you made this party so much fun. I can't remember when I've had so many lovely friends to visit and the conversation was witty, entertaining and--ah, what can I say?--Erica, Damian and I had a blast!

    Thanks Oliver!

    And thanks everyone for coming to the party and joining us in all the revelry.

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  92. The winners are:

    Lyn won a download of HSN
    Rachel Lynne won a coffee mug
    Sharon won a fridge magnet and autographed cover flat.

    Contact me at Nitethyme2003@yahoo.com

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