"The powder from this wig is tickling my nose, Mary exclaims, knocking Lyn flat with the violence of her sneezes. She and Sharon take a hand each and pull Lyn back up. She smooths the folds of her purple silk damask gown, frowning at Mary.
"Do I still look all right?
"You're fine," Sharon assures her, "I think we all look fantastic in these 18th century gowns. She fans herself delicately with her lace fan. She looks beautiful in turquoise silk with a pale blue underskirt. Mary looks lovely too, and is the picture of elegance in deepest claret, with a gold underskirt and trimmings.
An elegant schooner lies at anchor in the secluded bay, while further out to sea is a black sailed galleon - could this be the mysterious pirate ship, whose crew is rumoured to pay a friendly visit to these parts from time to time?
In the mirrored ballroom with its myriad chandaliers, the orchestra is tuning up in preparation of the evening's ball. The tables in the dining hall groan beneath the weight of the banquet laid ready for the guests. Oliver has taken special care over the deserts and as well as small chunks of Devil's Food cake and ripe English strawberries, there are bananas, pineaapples and a variety of fruits brought from exotic locations by Oliver's pirate friends. Some fruits are still in their skins, for the guests to help themselves, and some he has meticulously cut into pieces just the right size for dipping in the various fondues he has prepared, including luxurious velvety brown chocolate and Gingered White Chocolate.
In pride of place is the large Devils Food Cake Oliver has made specially for Deanna, decorated with caramel coconut frosting, with strawberries and hand piped roses, and the cover of 'No Turning Back' painstakingly formed out of fondant icing.
There is, of course, a plentiful supply of the finest wines and other beverages, to suit all tastes.
Oliver himself, dressed in a fetching blue captain's coat, with knee high boots and a tricorner hat, is checking the barrels of best Jamaican rum. to make sure there will be plenty for his pirate friends, should they decide to join the party.
"And I do hope that moustache you've suddenly sprouted is a false one!"
They all rush to the door as the coach pulls up and Deanna, looking absolutely stunning in a sky blue Marie Antonnette style gown steps from it, to be greeted by Oliver who bows low and kisses her hand, before the three hostesses run to hug her in turn.
In the dining hall, Oliver turns to the waiting guests and holds his hands up for silence as he escorts Deanna to her seat. "Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the famous Deanna Jewel." When the thunderous applause has died down. he holds up her book 'No Turning Back' and reads out loud:
NO TURNING BACK
Blurb
While avenging the death of his fiancé years earlier,
She’s head strong, flaunts London aristocracy and takes on breeding horses, something unheard of in the society circles of London. Vanessa finds herself trying to put the pieces of her life back together, but can she do it alone? With a child on the way, she is forced to do just that; their future depends on her strength. Then a friend wants to help. Dare she trust a man sworn to carry out a vow taken on a death bed? She refuses to accept that his love is true when his honor of sticking to his word is also at stake.
Excerpt
Michael ‘Nathaniel ’ Clairmont, the Fourth Duke of North Yorkshire, crumpled the missive he’d received from his fiancée’s parents as he raked his fingers through his shoulder length hair. Fear tightened his chest as he stepped to the door and called to his squire. “Prepare Caesar, now!”
Stepping back into the room, he addressed his longtime friend, Anthony Faulkner . “I’m going to see Lady Stockholm’s parents. Clarissa is missing. Are you with me?”
Moments later, after meeting with the Stockholm ’s, Michael urged his bay Barb to greater speed along side Anthony ’s. An unnatural scattering of branches and leaves strewn about the road ahead caught his attention. He reined Caesar and dismounted for a closer look. Footprints of horses and men marred the dirt and led deeper into the woods where the underbrush lay trampled and broken.
After tethering Caesar to a branch, he motioned for Faulkner to follow him along the path. A piece of green silk shimmered atop a briar bush, and Michael grabbed up the soft material. It was the color he’d last seen on Clarissa . The fragrance of jasmine assailed his senses. His eyes widened in recognition of the scent...the same one Clarissa wore!
He gripped the material in his fist. Bile rose in his throat as fear knotted his gut. Though afraid of what he’d find ahead, he pushed forward; low-hanging branches slapped at his face and caught at his shoulder-length hair. He pushed the foliage out of his way and tromped the underbrush in his desperate search.
When he reached out to block another branch, a silk stocking skimmed his face and he grabbed the stocking for inspection. Michael looked at Faulkner ’s worried face, swore under his breath and moved on but a foreboding feeling ate at his senses, almost like being watched.
He couldn’t miss a gown strewn atop the bushes. The shock that tore throughout his system stopped Michael dead in his tracks, his muscles recoiling in reaction. Meticulously arranged over the waist-high bushes, as if in preparation for wear, lay a dark green silk gown, a vicious tear low in the neckline. His gaze moved slowly over the material. Tightness gripped his chest, feeling as though someone had reached in and squeezed his heart, the pain so intense it burned. He touched Faulkner ’s arm, and gritted his teeth. “It’s the gown Clarissa wore at the ball last night,” he said in a gut-wrenching rasp. His gaze searched the area until the very thing he wanted to avoid seeing lay before him. His body froze.
A bare, delicate ankle peeked from beneath the underbrush.
Lunging forward like a wild beast, ravaging the area, throwing branches and uprooting ferns, he uncovered her body...clad only in her white satin chemise, splattered with her own blood.
His tortured scream echoed throughout the surrounding forest as he fell to his knees beside her battered body. Praying she might hear, he whispered her name. Touching her bruised cheek - he found it still warm. A flicker of hope ignited within his heart as he pressed his fingertips against the slim column of her throat. Moments later, finding no trace of a pulse, that slight flicker of hope extinguished itself. His mind was a whirlwind of thoughts at who could be her killer.
She has two daughters, Lisa and Lauren and two grandchildren. Deanna has enjoyed reading historical novels for over thirty years, in addition to camping and traveling. A trip years ago to Dubois , Wyoming , south of Yellowstone , inspired her current time-travel novel. The landscape and town locations described in NEVER SURRENDER are real. A professor at Boise State University , Jon Daley , translated the Shoshone language that you will find in the book.
Her writing goal is to draw the reader into the story to experience what the characters feel, to show both the hero’s and heroine’s points of view, and to take the reader away from their every day problems to a place not yet visited. Open one of her books and enter a new world!
She invites you to visit her website at http://www.deannajewel.com/ and sign her guestbook. Please let her know how you enjoyed her novels. Upcoming works will be posted on her website so stop back often.
Her latest novel is NO TURNING BACK, an historical romance about getting a second chance at love and takes place in England , 1775. That book was previously titled Fire on the Water and will be published in February 2010.
Deana has kindly offered one copy each of Never Surrender and No Turning Back and if there are enough attendees, maybe even a gift card to Amazon or B & N! She also has a contest running that will end on the 30th - Word of the Week and will draw that winner Saturday morning. Her regular monthly contest ends on the 31st so there is lots for readers to do!
TO WIN ONE OF HER PRIZES, COMMENT ON TODAY'S POST AND LET US HAVE YOUR ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION - WHO DOES OLIVER REMIND YOU OF IN THAT OUTFIT?
Deana has kindly offered one copy each of Never Surrender and No Turning Back and if there are enough attendees, maybe even a gift card to Amazon or B & N! She also has a contest running that will end on the 30th - Word of the Week and will draw that winner Saturday morning. Her regular monthly contest ends on the 31st so there is lots for readers to do!
TO WIN ONE OF HER PRIZES, COMMENT ON TODAY'S POST AND LET US HAVE YOUR ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION - WHO DOES OLIVER REMIND YOU OF IN THAT OUTFIT?
he reminds me of heath ledger in that movie about casanova yum
ReplyDeleteGood morning Jennifer, you're bright and early and very welcome. Do let Oliver fetch you some refreshments while we're waiting for our Guest of Honor and all the others to arrive.
ReplyDeleteYes, he is 'yum' isn't he! Very 'yum'. No Oliver, we weren't actually talking about you this time, although you're pretty 'yum' too LOL!
Hey, Deanna! Welcome to your roast! You look so elegant, m'dear. And your book sounds so intriguing, just like your hero. Oliver, stop drooling over Lady Deanna. Oops, there goes a keg of rum. Oh, dear, he gets so excited when confronted by a beautiful woman. But never fear, he'll bring a drink for you and there's plenty to eat. Jennifer, welcome. Have some food and drinks. Enjoy your day, Deanna!
ReplyDeleteGood morning Sharon and welcome from me to Deanna too.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, Cuddles and Junior are lapping up the rum that Oliver spilt. Now they'll be even more unmanageable than usual, LOL. (Perhaps it'll have the opposite effect though, and put them to sleep!)
Thank you, Deanna, may I say how absolutely beautiful you look too. I'm so glad you enjoyed the carriage ride. We were going to harness up the Cleveland Bsys, but thought two nice black cobs would suit the carriage better.
ReplyDeleteYour book sounds wonderful, I loved the excerpt, sad though it was. Nathan is such a hunky hero, is there any chance he may join us do you think?
Now stop pouting Oliver, you always get to drool over the ladies - it's time WE had aomw drool time!
Hi Lyn, oh dear, Cuddles and Junior are lapping up the rum strong enough to sink the ship. LOL Deana, you realize things may get a bit rocky on the high seas! The roasts have been known to get pretty wild, isn't that right, Lyn?
ReplyDeleteOliver blushes, and takes off his hat to present Deanna with a long, sweeping bow.
ReplyDeleteYes, I agree with you about the castles Deanna (we have many of them in Wales as well, I spent a lot of my childhood exploring the one at Aberystwyth) As you say they always sound so romantic in stories, although I imagine they'd have been rather cold and draughty. Nice to use a bit of romantic poetic licence though!
Oooh shiver. Yes that Langley doesn't sound nice at all. (I saw him in your video) Good job Oliver's pirate friends are really good guys at heart, we may have need of their help!
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Jennifer does seem to have gone missing, I hope she's all right. Cuddles, Junior, if you can still walk after lapping up all that rum, go see if you can find Jennifer will you? and while you're at it see where our Mary's disappeared too. Last time I saw her she was covered in chcolate fondue and devil's food cake. Perhaps she's gone to clean up. Oooh er, I hope she hasn't been kidnapped or anything!
ReplyDeleteLangley is a bad man? Mmm. Sounds interesting. So perhaps we'll have a bad pirate aboard! Well, sounds fun. I agree about the castles. I've been to one in Ireland and it was a bit drafty, but romantasizing them is so timeless and elegant. Speaking of castles, who would care for a glass of mead? Oh Oliver, get the mead out, dear heart.
ReplyDeleteMead? Mead? did someone mention mead? Oh, yes Oliver, of course you must offer some to Deanna first, she is the Gue3st of Honour!
ReplyDelete(But don't forget I quite like a little drop, myself!)
Oliver reluctantly releases Deanna's hand as soon as the music of the dance finishes, and leads Sharon to the nearest seat before striding back to Deanna and pressing her hand to his lips.
ReplyDeleteOh Deanna, do you really think the King and Queen might show up, that would be so exciting!
Meanwhile, let's enjoy the mead, the wine, the fruit and the fondues, and dance while we wait for everyone else to turn up. We usually find most people arrive as it's getting dark and they have the whole evening to look forward to.
Yes, Cuddles and Junior are usually able to locate anyone who goes missing from our parties - although in the sozzled state they're in ...
ReplyDeleteYes, the balcony's a great idea, you can see all your adoring followers - and there's a wonderful view of the sea as well!
Oh glory! Oliver lend me your spyglass a moment, would you?
ReplyDeleteWell I'm not sure if there are two figures in that boat, Deanna, or three. You don't think they've been kidnapped or something do you?
We can only hope Cuddles will be able to reach them, if he can still fly, when he's full of rum. Or perhaps Junior can reach Mary telepathically. Oh dear. Let's hope we're mistaken.
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum, Sharon sings, loud and off key and a little drunk. Now, Lynnie, you know I wouldn't be caught dead in a boat with Mary Ricksen, the traitor! Deanna, she's out to get me. Just wait and see, that one is a very bad person. Hang onto your wig when she's around. Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rummmmmmmmmmmm...
ReplyDeleteCuddles is doing summersolts. Who knew unicorns could dislodge their hhorn!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, oh dear.
ReplyDeleteMethinks Sharon may have had just a touch of ye olde rum! LOL!
Surely Mary wouldn't harm a fly! She's a pussy cat!
Deanna, dear, mmmm. Langley isn't so bad. We were ... ah... taking a walk about the castle... and he's promised to help get even with the traitor Ricksen.
ReplyDeleteHi Deanna!! Actually Oliver reminds me of the pirate from the Captain Morgan Rum commercials.(lol) Which if you don't mind--I think I'll have the Jamaican Rum Oliver plans on giving to the pirates. Oliver hon' please add a splash of coke & a lime to mine, thanks...(wink.)I can't wait to read No Turning Back, it's going to be wonderful. BTW, I'm wearing lavender with a cream underskirt and a matching lavender fan. (giggles)
ReplyDeleteCuddles, what are you doing!
ReplyDeleteI dunno. Can't rely on anyone anymore. I'd ask Oliver to take the rowboat and sort 'em all out, but he's bound to get into more trouble - and someone has to stay here in case the bad guys turn up!
Hi Witchy Woman, and welcome. You look beautiful, that lavender and cream really suits you!
ReplyDeleteOliver, you heard the lady! A nice Jamaican rum laced with rum and lime please - and do try some of that delicious Devils Food Cake. Guaranteed no calories! LOL
Perhaps I should've mentioned this earlier,I'm a fiery redheaded witch. Let's see if I can cast a spell on Langley; if he tries to crash the roast---he'll be walking the plank under my hypnotic spell. What say you Sharon, Deanna and Hywela?
ReplyDeleteI say we're in good hands, Witchy Woman! Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum Oh, Oliver, about that rum and coke with a splash? Deanna, when you go up on the balcony, keep an eye out for the Traitor Ricksen. She's a mean one. Witchy Woman, can you cast a spell and turn her into a toad?
ReplyDeleteThank God I got rid of that Langley guy. He kept offering to help me get back at Sharon. I don't want to hurt her so I told him to tip off.
ReplyDeleteThis little boat is making me nauseous. But the pirates were willing to help me. This ship was hidden around a bend and no one knows where I was. Tee, He, He!!!
Wait till they see what I have planned. My best ever, yeow! I'm good.
Thanking the scruffy men who helped her out of the water Mary approaches everyone smiling.
"Sorry I had to leave. But I'm here for the duration. Oh yummy rum runners! Hey, everyone miss me? You'll never guess where I was." And I won't tell them till it's time. "Hi, Deanna, looking good girl!"
Darn Witchy Woman is here. I don't want to get into any spell fighting here. So I'll be nice to her.
ReplyDeleteThe other girls don't know I have Celtic powers. So I don't want to cast spells unless I have to.
Damn that Sharon, she's been bad mouthing me since I wasn't here. Wait and see smart a.. Sharon, you'll get yours. I can outwit you anytime. \\\\
ReplyDeleteI have to stay focused. When all hell breaks loose, she'll pay.
Oh Hi, Sharon, Lyn, Deanna, kiss, kiss. Sorry about my delay, but I had to arrange some things.
Yes, whoever he is, he's yuckey.
ReplyDeleteOh those guys, never worry, they have nothing to do with you. You look lovely Deanna, not a guest can compare!
Under her breath, Mary, chuckles. This place is gonna be jumpin' soon! Ha,ha,ha,ha, Mary laughs, her plans will shock Sharon. And she will never see it coming.
By the way. How did Junior get drunk?
ReplyDeleteWitchy woman - love the red hair/ Two of mu heroines, Jess ad Katt have red hair! I'm sure you'll be able to protect us from that nasty sounding Langley.
ReplyDeleteMary, it's good to see you and Sharon back safe. Cuddles and Junior as well. As for him and Junior being drunk - we er - somehow one of the barrels toppled over/ It's all clear now though.
ARe you and Sharon still continuing this feud of yours then? How long has it been?
She started it. Always spilling something on my new dress, always trying to get the good looking guys ahead of me, she's sneaky. Under that innocent facade, is a real scrapper. I didn't start it, but I will have the last laugh.
ReplyDeleteOther then that, let me warn you, come the stroke of one. (EST)Just hide, okay?
Oooh Mary, honestly, if I didn't know you girls love each other really!
ReplyDelete1 O'clock. Hmm Lets see that'll be about 6 pm over here in the UK! I'll make myself scarce, then, I know what happens when you and Sharon start scrapping LOL!
Deanna, I'd get Oliver to take you somewhere quiet if I were you, if things start getting er-um heated! The West wing is very interesting he tells me.
Mary's not all she seems to be,
ReplyDeleteClaims Celtic's in her blood.
Yet, what she doesn't know,
Wind elements sift through Witchy's blood.
Sharon, let's go have another rum. Keep your eyes peeled for Langley or Mary. Uh...or...at the very least, try to keep your eyes "open." Maybe I'll have that
second drink---you can have a coffee. (lol)
Witchy Woman, shouldn't underestimate my powers. And my golems that help me. She just has no idea. Wind, I control all four elements. Beware the stroke of one.
ReplyDeleteTick tock, tick tock, Sharon's gonna find her head on the block, tick tock. Don't worry it's just to scare her.
I do love her, that's why. there is just that little devil in me.
By the way Deanna, I gotta have your book, sounds fantastic!
ReplyDeleteDeanna, what I tell ya, girl? That Mary's a mean one and she's out to get me. Ha. But I have a few Celtic powers of me own. Witchy Woman, belly up to the bar. Oliver, stop winking and get us some rum and cokes. And more mead for Deanna and Lyn. The traitor thinks she's so clever. Deanna, what fun on the high seas! I'm lovin' your party!
ReplyDeleteAs Mary trades pleasantries with Deanna, dozens of boats are lowered from the pirate ship hidden around the cove. Each one covers themself with a cloak of invisibility. Soon the small boats holding twenty disappear as they approach shore. Each one has a specific task. They are gonna steal Deanna's books if they can.
ReplyDeleteAfter today Mary will live in infamy. Whatever that is.
Time is short as they exit the boats and approach the mansion. Sharon, is their main focus.
Well, you know what they say Mary;forewarned is forearmed. My wind element may not "pack" that punch all your elements have, but it can sure send you tripping through time. (Ha,ha)Ladies, it's been fun--I need to go pick up my little apprentices, I'll pop in later for another drink. Mayhap, I'll run into gorgeous Nathan! I'll be back Deanna!
ReplyDeleteShe calls me a traitor. She's the one doing all those blogs on her site. She's the one who started this. She's the sneaky one. And she is the one who will pay!!!
ReplyDeleteYuh, huh, huh!
Aha! The witch is gone, thank goodness, I won't have to fight her.
ReplyDeleteSharon is smiling, looking so cute.
Tick, tock.
Deanna, isn't it the truth about the characters teaching and talking. They have minds of their own, huh? I had one appear to me in a dream and tell me it was all wrong and he wanted to be younger and better looking. Do these things happen to you?
ReplyDeleteNOW!!!!! Smoke bombs fill the air. the pirates run into the mansion and grab women as they run in. (Well they are pirates). The women disappear beneath the invisibility capes. One Each their captain yells. A women on the side is snatched and under the cape her handsome pirate kisses her silly and drags her back to the ship. The captain of the ship, hmmm. looks a bit like Johnny Depp, is out to grab Sharon. (I want to have her kidnapped not hurt, and he is hot, hot, hot.) He spies her and rushes to her. She looks up into his brilliant baby blues and swoons. He picks her limp body up and gently touches her face. His head snaps up at the sound of sirens and he runs to the boat with Sharon under his cape. Since the pirates left the party goes on. One of the pirates stayed to court Deanna. If Oliver would only move aside.
ReplyDeleteYee Hah!!!!! They got the bully. She's in a handsome pirates arms and the ship heads into a time travel mode. Snaps out of sight and no trace is left. BRAAHaHaHa! She's been kidnapped. Oh my there is another pirate eyeing Lyn. She gives him a smile. Things are quiet. No one knows what time in history the ship is. No one can save Sharon, no on can bring her back, but me. Tee He.
Ding dong the bully is gone, open your eyes the deed is done!
Deanna, sorry I got a little distracted there!
ReplyDeleteI hope Nathan does call in so we can talk horses. I'm intrested to know why he chose a Barb rather than an Arabianm I know Barbs are great little horses, and fast, but Arabians are so beautiful - see you've got me started now, did you know I'm a horse fanatic?
Yes, the West Wing has the most fantastic Art gallery and suits of armor - and a library. Oliver will be only too delighted to show you around.
Wiatchy woman, it's been great talking to you, hope to see you later.
Um Deanna, Sharon decided to leave for awhile. She'll be back, maybe. So Oliver, another drink for Deanna!
ReplyDeleteLyn, you have a hickey on your neck.
Woww! What's happening? Oooh hiya handsome, where did you come. I recognise you, you're one of Oliver's pirate friends aren't you? The good ones not those nasty mean ones I read about. You lot are more like the Robin Hoods of the seas! Where's Sharon? What's going on. I'm sure this is all that naughty Mary's doing. She's been dying to get one over on Sharon. Good job Deanna's safe in the West Wing with Oliver. He'll look after her.
ReplyDeleteSharon on the pirates ship awakens from her swoon. Those same sky blue eyes are starting at her. Attached to the eyes is a handsome pirate, a Johnny Depp lookalike with more muscles and smelling good. He lowers his warm, soft lips. to hers. Tenderly he kisses her and she raises her arms to circle his neck. Mary looks into her crystal ball. Finally I got back at her. She is about to get married.
ReplyDeleteA young preacher opens his bible and mumbles some words. States you are married you may kiss the bride. Since they didn't stop kissing, they continue. He brings her to his cabin and closes the door. HAHAHA! I tricked her into getting hitched. If they are at it now. My plan is about to be complete. How can she get out of this one? Will she want to? Does she know that as a pirates wife she has to do pirate stuff and lots of dishes.
Oh, yes, handsome. I just love a wild man!!! Take me. I surrender. I'm yours!
ReplyDeleteIs Lyn still lip locked with one of the leftover pirates. Oh yes he looks, let me be sure, yes he looks like Gerard Butler. Darn Lyn take a breath will you.
ReplyDeleteOliver keeps trying to kiss you Deanna, watch out he's a lover not a fighter.
Deanna, I fear you were right, it looks as if Mary's had Sharon kidnapped! Don't worry, I think these pirates are the ones who provided the exotic fruits for the party, and Oliver is well respected by them, they're not a bad lot, as pirates go! I'm sure Mary wouldn't allow any harm to come to Sharon, but I hope she manages to escape or she'll miss the rest of the party!
ReplyDeleteOooh but this guy is good looking, for a pirate! I see DEanna's safe, that's the main thing. Now, handsome, where were we?
ReplyDeleteNow that the deed is done Sharon. I have to tell you about your new husband. He doesn't have a job because he's a vampire. Has he bit you yet? He's really a good guy, it's not his fault he's a vampire. Right Sarin? This whole thing took a lot of planning. A man names Sarin marries Sharon and he's a vampire.
ReplyDeleteSharon walks back into the party as Sarin took them forward in time to make the rest of the party. Sarin at her side Sharon walks into the ballroom. Two pin holes on her neck bleeding a last drop. She is married to a vampire and now she's a vampire. My plan has worked. She likes him too. He is sooooooo good looking. You have no idea. Lyn, stop a minute ain't Sharon's new husband a hottie?
What can Sharon do now? How will she handle her marriage and the fabulous vampire pirate she married. Mary gathers her powers, just in case. Hi Sharon, Mary smirks.
*entering the foyer of the mansion, slipping my contest entry into the box, my boots sound on the Italian tile as I walk toward the ballroom in search of Deanna*
ReplyDeleteHello ladies.....*winking and flashing a huge smile, kissing Lyn and Mary on the cheek*
Oh Nathan, hi nice to meet you. You're lookin' good tonite. How do you do? Mary smiles. Is this a sneak attack?
ReplyDeleteUgm Good Evening Nathan, how lovely to see you, I'm so glad you could join us. I'm sure Deanna will be back soon - she's just doing some, er, exploring in the West Wing!
ReplyDeleteMay I tempt you to something to eat, and a glass of wine perhaps?
Sorry Sharon's not able to speak to you at the moment, she's not quite herself!
Now, I understand you're interested in horses?
My my, so this is our darling Nathan. Sharon purrs and holds out her hand to be kissed. Would you like a pirate's brew, a rum...or how about a tour of the castle? The North Sea? Oh, she swoons...
ReplyDeleteThank you for such a warm welcome.
ReplyDelete*taking Sharon's hand and placing a warm kiss on the back of it*
Pleased to meet all of you. I'd love a rum and mead, thank you.
Lyn, yes I breed for racing and they do quite well at the track if I may say so. You have quite a nice turn out this evening. I hear the pirates visited but didn't stay long, though they did make a mess a bit outside on the beach.
You're swooning? You're a married vampire for God's sake!
ReplyDeleteQuick Cuddles, while Sharon's out, tocuh her with your enchanted horn and change her back to human form again. We can't leave her as a vampore. I'm so glad you've sobered up, you can cure her vampire 'husband' while you're at it too, luckily she's not really married to him, that so-called preacher was a phony, he's one of the pirates in disguise, so the marriage was never legal!
ReplyDeletePhew, thank goodness. Now things are back to normal we can get on with the party. Cuddles, you do have your uses sometimes!
Okay Nathan's cool. But Sharon is wacked, her husband kisses her again.
ReplyDeleteHi, Sharon, how do you like being tricked into marriage? How do you like being a vampire?
Nice try Lyn, the preacher was a priest, Catholic, so she's gotta do better than that. And Cuddles cannot cure them, no matter how he tries. There is a special spell for it and only I know what it is. And you can't touch me! No matter how you try.
ReplyDeleteNathan, that's so interesting about your racers. Do you breed Arabians or English Thoroughbreds for the racetrack?
ReplyDeleteTou're right about the pirates, they're a messy lot, although I don't think it was entirely their doing, there have been naughty deeds afoot!
Let's go outside for a while,Nathan, I'd like to show you the stables.
I have to keep the spell a secret. It would take us back in time before the kidnapping. I want Sharon to be a vampire for just a bit. You know I'll give you the spell Lyn, but I have to leave it awhile. Just to hear her say uncle.
ReplyDelete*allowing Lyn to take my arm*
ReplyDeleteI'd be happy to tour the stables and see the horses you have. Are all your stalls full? How many Arabians do you own? We must go by the bar first and refill my glass.
Ladies, *wink* we'll be back shortly, I'm sure!
Deanna dear, I promise we'll return soon....Oliver, please keep her glass full?
ReplyDeleteso Lyn, tell me about your stables.
ReplyDeleteIs Nathan someone I should know? Mary asks Deanna, who is now taking a breath. All the adoration of her guests is amazing.
ReplyDeleteThere are so many hot guys here today. Wow!
Nathan is a very good looking man. Lyn will keep him as long as she can. She easy... I mean she's a flirt.
ReplyDeleteSharon is a married vampire. Lyn is in the stables getting another hickey. And poor Nathan has no idea. She is so knowledgeable about horses. But so innocent at dating. Know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteIt's been two and a half hours. Sharon better hurry if she doesn't do the spell by five pm. she stays that way.
Deanna we are the only normal ones left. Sarin and Sharon are still talking. Lyn is still necking with Nathan. And that leaves us. Oh look at the good looking fellow approaching. He wants to dance with you Deanna. Go for a twirl I'll greet the new guests which are arriving. There are a lot of people still showing up.
ReplyDeleteSharon tilts back her head and chortles. Mary! The marriage was never...well.. she leans close and whispters in Mary's ear, ah you know. And these vamp bites on my throat are from one of Deanna's pirates. So the joke's on you. Deanna, more spirits?
ReplyDeleteYou mean that pirate lied to me? Drat. Well OK then, I can't do anything about her being married at the moment, but a Unicorn's horn always purifies anything it touches, ALWAYS! So there's no getting out of that one Mary dear. Seems I have to give in to you on the marriage bit though - for the moment (Did you know I have a reputation locally as 'The Welsh Witch?' It's a fact. Look it up in Which Witch if you don't believe me!) Still Sharon, it's not so bad being hitched to a charming, impossibly handsome pirate, is it?
ReplyDeleteSharon you are married, there is no getting out of it. But Sarin told me you were frigid. I didn't know. He did admit you hadn't been bitten. Now you need a divorce. I thought you might enjoy a little tip, I had no idea you were...
ReplyDeleteAll that for nothing. Just get the divorce.
Well, Nathan dear,I'm not sure if we were actually missed! It seems Sharon is more capable of looking after herself than I thought. Let's go back to the stables.
ReplyDeleteYes, as I was saying, some of the horses in the stables go back to the Darley Arabian. There must be at least twenty purebred mares, and two fine stallions. Those two over there are my specials though. There's Harri, my black Welsh Cob and Flying T'pau, who is part Welah and part lunatic, but I still love her! Oh yes, I'd love to go riding with you, let's make it a date!
Smiling demurely, Sharon reaches into her dress and pulls out her silver cross and cackles like a woman possessed. No vampire can touch me, Lady Ricksen, soo the feud is on! Deanna, I'm sure the king and queen are still on route. Such a lovely castle and grounds they wouldn't want to miss
ReplyDelete*pulling a small piece of hay from Lyn's sleeve*
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the stable tour and you have several fine mares out there. I wish you luck at the track as well, though mine won't hold back to wait for yours.
Deanna, I'm so glad I could be here today to share the upcoming release of our book! I wish you much success. I hope I might receive a 'few' fan letters, that would nice too! LOL
I still got you Sharon. Mary plops Sharon with a glass of mead. You are a spoilsport. Let's have this out right now!
ReplyDeleteMary holds her hands up ready to cast a spell. And poor Lyn walks in front of it. Kabooom! Lyn is now a donkey. Sharon and Mary look at each other and laugh. Sharon drips mead onto Mary and they run to hug. I'm not promising anything. But for today we will be buddies. Bring the jackass, I'll change her back.
It's wonderful that you were able to call by Nathan, I do believe you've been a real hit with the ladies and I'm sure they'll be sending you 'fan' letters.
ReplyDeleteIt's been great talking horses with you and I look forward to an encounter at the racetrack! It won't be so much your horses not waiting for mine, as trying to keep ups with them I think!
Farewell until we meet again.
Lyn reaches up and picks out a few pieces of straw from Nathan's dark mane of hair.
Looks like he's been dipping already. Mary notices the hay. Lyn, not again. Can you control yourself. Mary hands some hay to Lyn in her donkey form.
ReplyDeleteHeeehaw
ReplyDeleteHeeee-HAAAAAAAW!
Don't worry Nathan didn't see you change into a donkey Lyn. Sharon stop laughing.
ReplyDeleteOut of the kindness in her heart. She fights the little devil in her and changes Lyn back to human. Except for the tail. It stayed, well my spells wear off in a few days anyway. So you got a tail Lyn. It's kinda cute.
ReplyDeleteSharon stop laughing.
Phew, thank goodness you changed me back before Nathan saw me, Mary, purple silk really doesn't go with donkey brown!
ReplyDeleteYou wait Mary Rickson! You may regret changing me into a donkey. Don't forget my Welsh witch connections!
Now where's Deanna - is she being taken care of? Is Oliver attending to her needs? Have the King and Queen arrived yet?
*turning Lyn around, then back*
ReplyDeleteI think your tail is kind of cute! *wink*
I didn't mean it. It was supposed to be Sharon. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteBut it was kinda funny.
Look there's the Kind and Queen. Shoot, Oliver are you ready. I don't want anything to go wrong with them here. Which ones are they anyways?
Everyone is glued to the procession.
Look at that.
I think Oliver is helping her with a piece of that German chocolate cake, I see frosting all over his fingers and now he's feeding her a chocolate strawberry!
ReplyDeleteWhat is he whispering to her do you think?
Excuse me ladies, I need to greet King George III and his Queen Charlotte!
ReplyDeleteLyn blushes furiously. Oh, and I thought you hadn't seen. Ah well at least you know it was only Mary messing about, Nathan!
ReplyDeleteDid you really think my tail was cute?
Oh, what's that roar from the crowd, did someone say the King and Queen are arriving?
But she was just in the barn with you. Boy is she fast. It's kinda funny with a tail though.
ReplyDeletePoor Oliver. He has to help Sharon. She's a bit tipsy. And you know those Welsh when they get tipsy.
Okay, my God the King And Queen are here! Who greets them first?!
Lyn and Mary both put their hands to their ears as Sharon, unaware of the impending Royal presence, shrieks:
ReplyDelete"Who are you calling Welsh?"
Nathan, darling, Sharon purrs. Come with me my sweet and allow me to feed you a chocolate strawberry. Mmm. Oh, Nathan, that's my finger, but you can bite it. I'm a vamp
ReplyDeleteLyn, Mary and Sharon recover themselves in time and curtsey low, and reasonably elegently, while Oliver gives one of his famous bows.
ReplyDelete"Your Majesties, you do us great honour by visiting our celebration!"
Hello your majesties. May I introduce myself? Mary Ricksen at your beck and call. Mary curtsies and almost falls over, but manages to take the Kings hand and kiss his ring and then the queens. She moves on and watches Lyn greet them. I was calling you Welsh Lyn not Sharon. Who knows what that mongrel is.
ReplyDeleteLyn falls on her tail but bounces up as it supports her. Nathan greets them and leads Lyn to the side. Sharon steps up and next to her Sarin.
The king talks to Sarin. "So you married another one," he chuckles at Sarin.
Sarin Smiles, not this time sire, she's frigid. So I will grant her a divorce.
Sharon is shocked and cannot speak as Deanna is warmly hugged by the queen her friend.
I don't think even Mary would try something like that, Deanna. Besides, she now knows I'm the Welsh Witch, so she'll have me to contend with if she did!
ReplyDeleteMary contemplates putting a spell on everyone in the room. But she decides to let Deanna have her roast. There's always next week...
ReplyDeleteMary rubs her hands in glee. Next time Sharon be on your toes. Mary smiles at Deanna. I'll behave for you. Aren't the King and Queen regal?
Lyn moves Mary a short distance away.
ReplyDelete"I hope you ralise what exalted company we're in Mary, we must try and make a good imprssion on the King and Queen - after all, we've never had Royalty at one of our banquets before.
And about this tail, if you can't get rid of it, could you at least tie it around my waist or something, underneath my skirts, so it isn't so noticeable?
Mary nods her head and Lyn's tail disappears. "I know you didn't know about my magic spells. Welsh Witch. But I didn't mean to make you a jackass. I meant to do it to Sharon.
ReplyDeleteAs long as the king and queen are here I will be an angel, I promise.
Will you let me go. Mary glares at Lyn and pulls her arm away. "The least you could do is thank me." Lyn shakes her head and walks away. Mary's promise is always good.
time to check out the hot nobleman. Who is that over there Lyn, he's cute?" Mary yells after Lyn. She ignores her and walks away. Mary chuckles as she looks at the mane Lyn has sprouted. Who knew.
They ain't my pirates!! HOLY MOLEY! THEY"RE REAL PIRATES!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMary's eyes bulge and she runs around shouting. "PIRATES"
My men aboard the ship were suppose to watch for the pirate ship. How did they get past my men? Drunk on rum? They better not be, there'll be lashing for them all if that's the case!
ReplyDeleteJust before Mary's shout of alarm, she mysteriously sprouts angel's wings - black ones.
ReplyDeleteLyn allows herself a grin of satisfaction, tucks her mane under her wig and picks up her skirts.
"Nathan, where's Nathan. If these aren't the good pirates they're obviously not Oliver's. Nathan will know how to deal with them!"
Ladies, stay here, I'll be back as soon as I can! I've men posted outside on the property.
ReplyDeleteSharon beams at the king and queen. Pleased to meet you. Come sit over here on the thrones and have some mead and allow Oliver to bring some cake. My, but how wonderful to be in the midst of royalty. Deanna, I like his crowned jewel!
ReplyDeleteMary, let's not forget how last Saturday you woke up behind bars as a chimpanzee. Wait until you wake tomorrow. Sharon winks at Lyn.
ReplyDeleteLyn, slightly out of breath, curtseys befire sitting herself down again. "I do apologise your Majesties, it seems there was some sort of - er- emergency with one of the kitchen maids. Now do try some of this exquisite Welsh mead, we have it brougnt in specially from Caerleon Castle in Wales, you know, and I can recommend the Devil's Food cake, it's an old family recipe Oliver's family has handed down from generation to generation.
ReplyDeleteIf you remember correctly I got out of that one. If you push me I will turn tot he darkside. Now we wouldn't want that would we.
ReplyDeleteSo back off Sharon and keep your cronies away too. We had a pact didn't we?
Sharon that mane of hair is beautiful. Surprisingly.
Mary decides to go to the pharmacopia to pick up her headache and blood pressure medicine. She grabs a hot guard and jumps behind him on his horse. Be right back. You're giving me a headache.
ReplyDelete*Sigh*. Deanna, it's a hard job, I always get stuck in the middle and have to try and keep the peace! Good job they're both so lovable underneath it all!
ReplyDeleteOh, you know I think you're right about those pirates. They do look familiar and *giggle* 'Hot! Not quite as hot as Nathan and Oliver of course, but very easy on the eye.
Some more music is called for, I think!
*Sigh*. Deanna, it's a hard job, I always get stuck in the middle and have to try and keep the peace! Good job they're both so lovable underneath it all!
ReplyDeleteOh, you know I think you're right about those pirates. They do look familiar and *giggle* 'Hot! Not quite as hot as Nathan and Oliver of course, but very easy on the eye.
Some more music is called for, I think!
I'm back, the pirates brought Oliver more rum, you ladies aren't hoarding it are you? Keeping a stash for the next party maybe? LOL
ReplyDeleteLyn....*holding out my arm* Might I have this dance? The waltz is one of my favorites, it allows me to hold you close....*wink*
Why Nathan, it would be an honour. Thank you.
ReplyDelete*Grin* Good job Oliver has such a large cellar by the look of all those barrels the pirates are bringing in we'll have a good stock for some time to come.
Lyn gazes into his eyes "I love the waltz too, it's so romantic!"
By all means, Deanna. And whilst we're at it, let's nab a few of those rum suckers. They look like they know how to show a fair maiden a good time. Let's hit the bar!
ReplyDeleteLyn returns, grinning like a Cheshire cat and hanging on to Nathan like grim death.
ReplyDeleteYou've been a fantastic guest Deanna, we've so enjoyed having you, and it was a bonus that Nathan and their Majesties could spend some time here as well. Your Nathan here is a fantastic dancer as well as an accomplished horseman.
Oliver's prepared enough food for an army, as usual, so with the pirates happily swigging down rum, and the orchestra playing softly, there's still plenty of food and drink for everyone and any late comers who may arrive.
Big hug, Deanna! You've been so much fun and Nathan is a real keeper. Can't wait to get my hands on him...I mean your book. We've had loads of fun. Stay as long as you like. I'll just saunter up to that unsuspecting pirate over yonder and give him a little taste...
ReplyDelete*sneaking up behind Deanna, giving her a hug*
ReplyDeleteI haven't left yet either, I'll probably stick around and entertain the ladies for a while. I haven't seen Vanessa around. Not sure if she'll be able to make it, but I'll be here.
Ladies, it was my pleasure to be able to meet each of you. I hope you keep me in mind as you read! *wink*
Lyn gives Deanna a hug.
ReplyDeleteThanks again for making the party so much for and for bringing Nathan along. I'm just going to have to get 'Never Surrender' aren't I, if only to find out more about him!
Oh, hello Nathan, didn't see you there in the shadows. What's that, you'd like to have another look at that chestnut mare of mine, sure thing, I'm sure Deanna can spare you for a little longer! *wink*
*Hic* Sorr Deanna, I mean to say thanks for making the party so much FUN! *Hic* what's that Nathan? Yes, you're right, perhaps I did have just a teeensie weeny bit too much mead. Never mind, if getting my words jumbled is the worse that happens,it's not too bad! Now where were we going again?
ReplyDeleteMary flies back on her black wings. She love them. I'm sorry I have been flying around and Sharon be careful where you sit when you get home. Lyn If we didn't have you what would we do?
ReplyDeleteDeanna you brought a handsome guest in Nathan. Do you think I can have a turn on the floor, despite the wings? Actually they're beautiful and soft and so many dark colors that shimmer. I may opt to keep them.
It's been real fun and you are a good sport Deanna!
Lyn are you turning into a lush?
ReplyDeleteLyn arrives back with Nathan in toe. They both brush the hay off their clothes.
ReplyDelete"Thought we'd fill the hayracks while we were at it," she explains.
A lush Mary? Why, whatever can you mean?"
He reminds me of Captain Jack Sparrow! (Sorry I missed your roast Deanna) I tried to make it on time but it didn't work out. I hope you had a great time.
ReplyDeleteSo Sharon is saying uncle huh?
ReplyDeleteIt's just amazing how good we still look after all we've been through. How about a strawberry daiquiri Oliver? Make it strong with no taste of alcohol please.
Oxymoron huh? Use the expensive stuff and it's less harsh.
At least that's what I hear. I'm catching up with Lyn here. She always seems so happy.
Cindy Hello are you sober?
ReplyDeleteThese people are all drunk! I have black wings, that I kinda like. But dressing will be hard. Lyn has spent the day in the barn playing in the hay with Nathan. Sharon is a witch even if she isn't a vampire. The three witches we be!
Do you like pirates?
Hi Cindy, come and join in the fun. The party's still in full swing as you see. Nathan's giving Mary a turn on the dance floor at the moment, (Well he seems to have given most of us ladies a bit of a turn to be honest) but Oliver's around somewhere and he'll bring you some wine, or mead and some fruit and Devil's food cake. Oh, and there's always the fondues and strawberries!
ReplyDeleteFunny you should say that about Oliver! *Grin* Maybe it's the false moustache!
Welcome, Cindy.
ReplyDeleteGrab a pirate and some rum and have fun!
The story sounds great, Deanna!
ReplyDeleteLadies, it looks like you outdid yourself this time. Kudos!
Hi Emma Lai
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the party, make your self at home - and like Sharon said, grab a pirate and some run! *grin*.
HI EMMA! Nice to see you here!
ReplyDeleteHow's the big boy doing? I read where you said you were tired. Well stick around here for a bit. These pirates are so hot, they will cheer you up!
I see your back Sharon. Now the wings have to go or I will respond in kind. I'd like a temporary truce till next week.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Oliver. I won't hurt her.
You're back. I can spell.
ReplyDeleteHi Emma. Indeed yes, have a rum runner and dance with a hot pirate. Yes, Mary, I'm back, like your worst nightmare. But hugs and air kisses for tonight. Until next week, that is. Smirk...
ReplyDelete*coming up behind Emma and Cindy and wrapping an arm around each of them*
ReplyDeleteGood evening ladies, you look ravishing! *wink*
We're glad you could make it. Deanna and I are both glad you're hear. Have you tasted the strawberries in the chocolate fondue yet? Well let's go have a taste while Oliver is mixing up your drinks.
ReplyDeletehhhmmm....perhaps I've had a bit too much to drink, can't seem to spell or talk correctly....lol
ReplyDelete*dipping a strawberry in the chocolate and holding it while Cindy takes a bit*
ReplyDeletenice and sweet aren't they? Like all the women here tonight.
Oliver, thank you for the refill of mead and rum...those empty kegs can be taken down to the beach by my men. Gotta help where we can.
Let's all raise our glasses to Deanna! May you sell a lot of books! Here, Here!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, may Deanna sell loads of books, and may Nathan never lose the twinkle in his eye!
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed being here with all of you. I do wish I could go on the book signings with Deanna to meet the readers but alas, the King has other plans for my time.
ReplyDelete*holding up my glass* May your books sell through the roof my dear Deanna!
Here, here!!
ReplyDeleteMerry Meet Ladies! The witch is back!Since I've been gone,
ReplyDeletetreachery has been afoot!
Ancestors I call to thee,
make the past spin anew.
May wicked deeds come undone,
Till'Deanna's Roast is good
and done!
Aaahhhh!!!Nathan's here! Wow, you are so hotty-hot-hot!
Oliver, my earlier buzz is gone, be a dear--and bring me another rum. Yes, same as before:splash of rum and a lime.
No one caught on, no coke this time--it's Friday night. Pure rum now!
ReplyDeleteDeanna, Oliver said you were looking for me.
ReplyDelete*winking at the new guest*
Thank you for joining us, I'm Nathan.
*taking her hand and placing a warm kiss on the back of it*
Allow me to escort you to see Oliver so we can get you a glass and a drink.
(I glance over my shoulder at Deanna)as Nathan's places his hand on the small of my back. But, his heady scent and his closeness has me feeling...a bit...woozy. Nathan catches me as I swoon!
ReplyDeleteIf I hold you close, would you care for a waltz? I promise I won't let you slip through my arms.
ReplyDeleteDeanna will be fine with Oliver. I'm so glad you returned. I heard you were earlier.
(Blushing)Yes, of course' I'd love to dance.
ReplyDeleteHere's hoping I can keep Nathan for the rest of the night. (Guess my seductive spell-worked after all; evil grin.) Good night Deanna! Hope you enjoyed your roast & toast--I sure did. Bye, I'm off to dance with Nathan!
*winking at you, getting lost in your eyes*
ReplyDeleteYou make me swoon also, I can't even talk right!
So you cast a spell, eh? That isn't playing fair, you know. Consequences could not be to your liking.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for you to read our book and get to know me better
ReplyDeleteHmmm...consequences? I'll take my chances Nathan. I do plan on getting to know you better, wink.
ReplyDeleteI'll be sure to pick you up...I mean, pick up Deanna's book. (Wink)
Hi ladies! Sorry to be so late. Nice to meet you, Deanna!
ReplyDeleteLyn, curled up in the corner blinks and rubs her eyes. Cuddles lies across her feet. She squints. Sharon appears to be fast asleep by the hearth, with her head in a pirate's lap. Mary lies a good distance away her black wings furled around an equally black dog, Junior! And is that another pirate?
ReplyDeleteThe orchestra is still playing and Witchy and Nathan are still doing the slow waltz - they look half asleep but they're still moving. Helen and Deanna are drinking rum and eating strawberries dipped inchocolate fondue while they chat abut books and writing.
I think I'll join you ladies - any rum left?
Sharon opens one eye and looks around. Ah hoy mates, she rubs her temples. Is this bloody boat rocking?
ReplyDeleteThank you Deanna for being such a wondeful guest - and for bringing Nathan along too.
ReplyDeleteWe're so glad you enjoyed your party and wish you and Nathan a safe journey home.
Gotta get that witchy woman, she undid all of our spells!
ReplyDeleteBoy Deanna you had some party!!!!!